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The list of topics awaiting a search on Google, compiled while away from a computer or internet-enabled phone.
"What movie had the quote, '...asshole on my elbow'?"
"I don't know. Put it in the Google Queue and we'll look it up when we get home."
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noun. A condition in which lax attention to one's Netflix queue results in the arrival of surprising (and usually disappointing) selections.
(Upon opening his mail:) "Oh, fuck. A couple weeks ago I was throwing anything they wanted me to into my queue to fill it, then I got busy and got some queue amnesia, and now apparently I have to watch the fucking 'Joy Luck Club'."
1. A negative supernatural force that explains why certain factors aligned to one's detriment.
2. A League of Legends conspiracy theory that purports the existence of a secret feature in the game's matchmaking algorithm which forces certain players to play with sub-par teams for multiple games at a time. Typically espoused by League players when they are in a losing streak.
1.)
Friend 1: "My wife's boyfriend just took away my Nintendo Switch! And my daily Soylent shipment is going to be late. Why is this happening to me?!"
Friend 2 (while taking a bite out of an Impossible Whopper): "Loser's Queue."
2.)
Gamer 1: "I've already lost 4 games in a row and my Jungler just locked-in Corki."
Gamer 2: "Loser's Queue."
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Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.
1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.
2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.
Phrase presumably invented by The Register (UK) journalist Lewis Page, refers to public welfare. ("assistance" in the UK) Synonymous with bread line.
I just lost my job, I'll have to join the dole queue.
The coyote ugly of mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up you are shamefully forced to send it back unwatched.
Roomy one: A new Netflix arrived today.
Roomy two: Open it.
Roomy one: (opens it) All Quiet on the Western Front?!?! What the fuck!
Roomy two: Shit, mad queue regret man. I forgot that was in my queue! Gotta send it back and get the next Heroes disc.
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(n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho
Man #1: Dude, I am not going to stand in this pho queue !
Man #2: Fuck you !
Man #1: No. Dude, I said pho queue...
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