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Qweef Ball

The game of Qweef ball requires players and a tennis ball. the goal is quite simple. throw the ball into the gap in the couch cushions that represent a vagina. when you barely miss, or it pops out, this is considered to be a premature ejaculation. when it hits both cushions, but it doesn't go in, this is called a sideways splatter. The game is just like around the world with basketball, but you just take a large step back and shoot the tennis ball. Have fun and qweef your way into the fun!!!!!!!

Qweef ball!!!! THROW THAT SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!

by Merv the Perv March 2, 2014

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qweef circle

A qweef circle is an event that occurs when a group of females join to learn how to qweef. Commonly one or two girls are experienced in the art and help enlighten the others. This event is most common with the curious High School girl.

After her parents left, Susie made her friends gather in a qweef circle so she could show them how to qweef.

The pillow was centered in the middle of the qweef circle, acting as the biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.

by Sir Narbsalot March 3, 2009

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the qweef crew

The qweef crew is a nickname givin to the new ghost busters crew by fans of the series. Notoriously know for ruin a very famous movie series.

"I can't believe what they did with the new ghost busters, it's turned into nothing But the qweef crew!

by Tittyspanker47 March 25, 2017

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order of the qweef

In law school terms, a group of individuals resoundingly agreed by the student body to constitute the biggest dorks and douchebags in the school

Dude, did you see Kenneth trying to answer every question in Contracts today? He is so Order of the Qweef.

by Slatchman1 April 18, 2008

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qweef log

A small schedule of how many times a woman has qweefed.

Hey Sandy, did you make a new qweef log today?

by Ermac1234 January 2, 2006

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Qweef Cookie

1. adj. a foul smelling gas in or around the vagina
2. a rather distasteful or vulgar individual. 3. Random insult

Screw you qweef cookie" , " Stop being such a pussy you qweef cookie

by Craig F. Christ October 9, 2010

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man qweef

When a man farts like a pussy

Damn David!!! Did drop a man qweef just now?

by David Nealy December 30, 2016

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