r u thar

Bastardized Internet shorthand for 'are you there'

a: Hey, say something!
...
a: dood, r u thar?
b: Sorry. I was away, burying him.

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r u fkm?

Shorthand (aka Tweethand or Texthand) for the emphatic incredulous query: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Y: I couldnt get the food, bro', there was just too much traffic!
M: r u fkm? (with the car packed & ready for a trip up the coast.)

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R U TRIPPIN

"R U TRIPPIN'?" normally accompanies O RLY? and YA RLY! as an inquiry of someone's mental state. It is most commonly used for additional clarification, but could also be used after one participant in a conversation says something of questionable relevance or of a strikingly unintelligent nature.

Person 1: "Hey, guys, let's play DOTA!"
Person 2: "O RLY?"
Person 1: "YA RLY?"
Person 2: "R U TRIPPIN?"
Person 1: "NO WAI!"

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r u srs

Are you serious?common text phrase often unneccesarily spelled out

frnd:yo...i lmost gt bggd by sum jakez 2dai
you: omg..r u srs

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where r u

Why r u searching this up u should already know this w8 hol up why did i type this maybe i dont know where i am
Wu ta fucc

Me: WHERE R U

You: I DUNT FUCCING NO

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r u mcserious

Slang. It’s another way of saying are you serious but only for former or current McDonald’s workers.

Hey we got 10 double cheeseburgers going out! R u mcserious?!

R u mad?

A questioning joke that one person nerviously asks another. The nervousness stems from the fact that the person asking the question is not sure whether the person to whom the question was addressed is really mad or not.

Usually responded to with:
Yes=Trouble
No=Time to utter a funny banter

Lauren: R u mad?
Ben: no
Lauren: R u sure?
Ben: yes, now quit talking to me damnit!

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