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Safe racer

A person that will not race another unless he konws he has a definite advantage....

A perfect example of a safe racer would be Alpha from chitownracing...

by James uberzack April 6, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.

Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.

by Sidney Pollack May 25, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rat racer

We are Rat Racers
We are Hacker Men
We will Hack you
We will
We are Better then you

Cryf4ll: So what are you?
God: We are Rat Racers
Skyler: WTF DOES THAT MEAN

by Rat Racer May 25, 2019


cliff racer

A fictional creature, similar to a pterodactyl, featured in the video game 'Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind'.

It is also one of the most hated monsters by regular Morrowind players, notably for it's high-pitched screech, inability to die, and the fact that there are almost always more than one of them attacking one's character.

Stephen: Sh*t! There's cliff racers everywhere!
Sam: RUN AWAY!
Stephen: %^&**&#$%!@#$!!!

by Sam C. and Stephen L. June 6, 2007

178๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed racer

A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.

Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!

by Cellist December 20, 2003

460๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ski Racer

A particularly fascinating breed of athletes. They speed the majority of the time freezing their asses off in especially cold weather in tight speed suits designed to make them faster, but may cause them to die of hypothermia. Those who are student athletes and attend academies often race and train non stop all winter and spend too much money on camps in the offseason. Academy kids are also used to spending days in crowded vans and living off gas station snacks or the occasional treat to gas station subway. It is difficult to score good points as the competition are often very close within the same seconds. The sport itself may be one of the most expensive and difficult sports out there, making the athletes even crazier for doing it. The parents who are willing to fund their athlete and stand in the cold temps to watch are their own breed. But in the end ski racers are badass, sick human beings so if you ever have the chance to meet one do not waste the opportunity you lucky son of a bitch.

Coach its ten below can we not go full strip?
*aggressively sips coffee from portable mug* YAH A FUKIN SKI RACER DON'T BE A PUSSY

by 4gnarnia February 14, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed racer

a show that nobody can hate. you either:

a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage

b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.

c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.

d. love the wicked awesome theme song.

if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.

go speed racer go! yeah. cool.

by thegreatmonkey October 23, 2005

285๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž