douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

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river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress

Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY

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beave rafting

A man who engages in oral sex with a unshaved/unwaxed female partner while on a boat, canoe or raft

I was beave rafting my girlfriend out on the boat today.

raver rafting

Similar to crowd surfing except it is done in an inflatable raft and normally with the DJ in it. As the name implies, it is usually done at raves but also clubs (discos) and concerts.

EDM DJ's love raver rafting. Steve Aoki jumped off a balcony into a boat and raver rafted back onto stage.

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shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

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Turd raft

When you lay down a few sheets of toilet paper on the water surface before taking a dump, preventing water from splashing on your ass when the turd drops.

This toilet looks like it hasn't been cleaned in ages! I better set up a turd raft to protect by delicate bottom from the AIDS.

mud raft

The act of shitting on a girl's tits and motorboating them mercilessly.

Yo Chad, you get with Gina last night? Damn John that girl's a freak, she let me Mud Raft her and her mom.