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A condom with a hole in it. Usually put in by wife/girlfriend.
Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
A cheaply made condom lined with Opium.
Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!
Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!
Where one person eats Taco Bell only for 23 days and, during sex, puts a raincoat on their partner and spews fiery Mexican diarrhea all over their partner.
Dave: Dude, I feel horrible.
Earl: Why?
Dave: I gave Carol a Texas Raincoat last night.
Earl: You're fucked up. I can't be your friend anymore. You're also fired.
Dave: What?! Why?! I've been working here for 7 years!
Earl: We can't have employees partaking in such crude activities as a Texas Raincoat. You violated your contract and we won't be issuing severance.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl! I thought you were my friend!
Earl: I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't speak to you anymore. Now would you like to leave the easy way or the hard way?
Dave: What's the hard way? Security roughs me up a bit?
Earl: No, that's the easy way, the hard way is I kick your ass myself.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl.
(Dave then trashes Earls office and jumps out the 46th story window)
*See also 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Friendships' and 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Lives'*
Mentally challenged individual brought to the mall or public place in raincoats, when it is not raining. The reason being that there may be a chance of rain during the outing and the caretakers want to avoid the trouble of trying to get the kids into their raincoats if it begins to rain.
Wow idiot, I have heard better ideas from a raincoat kid.
A euphemism for a condom with ejaculate in it; a used condom
You have to be careful not to leave your steaming raincoat somewhere the dog can get to it.
a stormcoat that must be worn monthly during intercourse to protect yourself from any unpleasantries you may encounter.
"when me and my lady got down during monsoon season, i encountered a bloody raincoat."
"Ukrainian raincoat" is the act of anal sexual intercourse with headless radioactive mutants that have concurrent explosive diarrhea.
Famous actor Chris White was found by witnesses during a Ukrainian Raincoat in the back of a car on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles