random

An overused word by moronic teenagers, yes I am a teenager but even I'm getting sick of people thinking random is funny.

Girl: Oh My god, I'm really random lol! =

Me: No, you're really stupid.

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random

Something pathetic annoying chavs/posers saying to make themselves sound cool

Normal Person: Hi everyone. How are ya?

Strange Person: OMG RANDOM!!!!11111

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Random

The latest word used by stupid teens who think they are so unique and unpredictable. They even use it when they talk. "Hey, look at that random building" What the hell makes that building so 'random'? Apparently is really funny too. Saying the word "cheese" out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation doesn't just ruin the moment, it makes you look even more pathetic.

Person 1: "Hey, you know what?!"
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "I like cheese!!!!!"
Person 2: "That was like so random!"

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randoms

People who show up at parties and are outside a welcome group of friends. Often they are not known by many of those in attendance.

"Who were those randoms we saw last night?"

"Yo, there were so many randoms at Stevie's party."

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random

1) What teenage girls regard as the funniest type of humor.

2) The shittiest type of humor.

Teenage girl 1: Guess what? Cheese! Haha!
Teenage girl 2: Ninja monkeys steal my underwear at night!
Teenage girl 3: Monkey! LOL!
Me: *loads clip into mac-10*

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randomization

A very special way of pooing, or someone who is suffering from the disease randomia (being random too much).

You utterly stinky pooey schmelle schmelley idiotic cobranical son of a bitch, you are suffering from randomization

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randomness

1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.

2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people

~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~

Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
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so anyway...oooh! shiny object!

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