The Raper

1.A mythical creature that comes out at night only and rapes people who don’t wear clothes to bed and rapes them in their ass and if it comes at day it dies to a butthole explosion
2.A fan made Pokémon that knows only one move interstellar rape where it goes invisible and rapes both the trainer and its Pokémon.

1.Mike didn’t wear clothes so he got attacked by the Raper
2.I fought against The Raper in Pokémon and lost to the interstellar rape.

Raper

An awful yet hilarious misspelling of the word rapper, usually found online, that can get you into a lot of trouble.

1.
Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.

2.
Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.

3.
Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.

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raperize

Verb. the act of raperization (e-raping). normally deals with internet psychopaths...

You keep taunting that man online, he's gonna show up and raperize you.

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snake raper

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

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Goodie Raper

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

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Raper Van

(n.) a large, windowless van, usually white. Resembles a van a kidnapper, pedo,or rapist would use to transport their victims or drive around in.

His new car looks like a raper van... Nobody in their right mind will ever want to get into that car with him!

ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee

wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!

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