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*covers ears and hides under a bin*
This man never shuts up and is very irritating throughout the day...when it sleeps it hangs from the ceiling shielding itself in a cocoon of its own wings!
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Bum reap is the act of harvesting someone's soul, in this case it is the soul of a homeless, or one with similar socioeconomic status that the label "bum" is appropriate, hence the name. The use of "bum reap" can be even more local than that of some person. It can apply to severed body parts (hand, torso, tentacles, etc.), cut off from the host individual, and made into a "bum" part.
Reaping a bum or a bum part are both encompassed by the meaning of the word 'bum reap', and to put someone's severed body parts to rest can be expressed as 'bum reaping them'.
The benefit of bum reaps are bountiful. By reaping the particular bum, or bum parts, they would be prevented from committing all sorts of heinous acts, or from mutating into a Gonadnarel and murder everyone. The harvested soul would then go on to fuel a celestial love machine, pumping love into the world. Hot love. Or "Hawt wuv" as it is so in a more sophisticated language.
Bum reaps are hence carried out in the name of hawt wuvs.
"we must bum reap him before it is too late!"
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the act of going through peoples list of friends on myspace and reaping all of their friends.
friend reap, friend reaped.
Person 1: Dude, that chick had like a billion friends, I totally friend reaped her.
Person 2: Awwww sick, dude. Friend reaping is the way to be!
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Masturbating in your sleep.
Similar to Sleep Walking.
Explains the phenomena of morning wood and wet dreams.
I woke up and my girlfriend was sleeping on the couch, I must have been sleep reaping again last night...
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grim reaping: Giving someone "the look of death," when you catch them creeping on your girlfriend, wife or teenage daughters.
Emily: Dad got really pissed at the pool yesterday and was grim reaping on some guy.
Abigail: What happened?
Emily: Dad caught some weirdo creeping on me. The way dad was looking at him, I thought the guy was dead for sure.
1. Man, don't ear reap me!
2. Dude, make sure when you are done ear reaping her that you get the goopey wax off ur millimeter peter homez.
3. I want to ear reap theis girl but I just don't know how to ask her.
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