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A dick fucking a chick on her period
I had to take out the ol' red river hog on Friday.
the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.
Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.
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having sex with a girl on the rag
ex- i went red river rafting with Marina last night, it was nasty!
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1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
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The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.
Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.
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A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
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The Red River Steamboat is when someone places the bottom of their cup in ketchup, then asks a restaurant worker for a refill. The worker puts his hand around the bottom of the ketchup--OH NO!!! Ketchup on his hand!
It took forever to get our food, so we got the waitress back by using the ol' Red River Steamboat.
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