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Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.
I heard Bob coming down the hall so I gave him a Redeye Jedi. He got an eye full of the Dark Side.
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Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.
Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.
I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.
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Receiving boss head during late night hours
She gave me a boston flight on the redeye
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An eye infection caused by excessive exposure to seiman
Your sister has redeye from hanging out with Mattia last night
When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.
Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.
Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.
A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye