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Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.
I heard Bob coming down the hall so I gave him a Redeye Jedi. He got an eye full of the Dark Side.
Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.
Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.
I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.
Receiving boss head during late night hours
She gave me a boston flight on the redeye
An eye infection caused by excessive exposure to seiman
Your sister has redeye from hanging out with Mattia last night
When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.
Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.
Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.
A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye
Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !