reduce your tits

A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.

Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."

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Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy

A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.

"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"

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Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer

A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net

What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...

Reduce, you're coming not good to me

A phrase, originally invented in Israel. One may use this phrase when another (which he dislikes) approaches him and/or requests something from him.

*MIKE HATES DANNY*

Danny: Hey Mike what's up?
Mike: Reduce, you're coming not good to me.

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Ko bo reducer

A term in Sepedi indicating a process in which one rests on the form of sleeping

Ke lapile, ko bo reducer.

Ko bo reducer

A Sepedi term Indicating the process of one getting rest in the form of sleeping

Ke lapile, ko bo reducer.

Reduce

To poop

My stomach hurts I need to go reduce.