relationship

somthing that is good, but mostly its a bad thing. the results are heart acke and not acting normell.

my relationship was good but now i cant eat sleep think or act right. specially once she breaks up with me.

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relationship

Something we all wish to have, romantic or not, but we don’t so we’re just chillin on urban dictionary

I wish I had a relationship so I could to SOMETHING else than search what a ansidjwisdjwisn is on Urban Dictionary

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relationship

To be narbed more than one time by the same person

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In A Relationship

Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.

“Is that who Barbara is currently fucking?”....”How can she be “in a relationship”,when her sorry ass is married?”....”.Why is she pretending to be available when she’s not?”.

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Relationship

A type of ship where there is a minimum requirement of at least two people to board. These ships can be either a very good experience to the people or very bad. These ships more often than not sink, crash, or disappear. On very rare occasions the ships stay afloat for long periods of time.

Guy One: "You bought a boat?"
Guy Two: "Yeah."
Guy One: "What are you going to call it?"
Guy Two: "The Relationship."

Guy One: "So what happened to 'The Relationship'?"
Guy Two: "It sunk after six months. I couldn't devote my time to maintain it."

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Relationship

Something that single guys want, but then eventually complain about, become single again and the vicious cycle repeats.

Guy 1: yeah! I finally asked Sarah out and she said yes!
Guy 2: Well done mate!
-2 weeks later-
Guy 1: Oh my god! Sarah is driving me mad! I'm gonna end it!
Guy 2: I've got your back, bitches be crazy!
-2 more weeks later-
Guy 1: Why'd I end it with Sarah? She was so hot!
Guy 2: That's a relationship for you!

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Relationship

When you finally think you meet someone who is like you, bringing on the feeling that you're not alone.. you get consumed by this attraction and possibly addicted to the amazing sex, they start treating you like shit and you don't care..hard to get over i.e. all kinds of depression but! you do learn a lot about life and good will come out of it even if it feels like it wont. The right one will come along when the time's right!

After six months of dating, talking every day, and great sex, he says "You came to my house" and "are acting like we're together" ...bullshit relationship

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