relationship

A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars, and other valuable things in exchange for sex.

i gave tiffany a really expensive diamond for the aniversary of our one year relationship last night.

yeah but did you get laid?

you know it!

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The Relationship

'The relationship' refers to one's partner, usually female but not exclusively, whether it be girlfriend, fiancée, wife or their male counter-parts. As long as said partner is more than a passing fling then they qualify as 'the relationship'.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.

Sam: "So who's coming around for drinks?"

John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."

Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"

John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."

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Relationship

a trap

relationship

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relationship

The Ability To Put Up With Somone Elses Bullshit, Usually Of The Opposite Sex, For a Long Period Of Time.

Also See: whipped,hopeless,onegina,fucked

"You Know What Else Is Crazy?","This Relationship"

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relationshipped

The state of being in a relationship.

Ian: What would you do for this Toblerone?
Elizabeth: I'd totally sleep with you.
Ian: ?!
Elizabeth: I'm totally kidding, I'm relationshipped right now, I can't be doing that.

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Relationship

The most un-sturdy and uncertain vessel to navigate through any ocean of the heart. While the warm winds of prevailing love and romance blow favorably through its sails, this un-seaworthy vessel steers ahead with pride and promise. But upon hitting rough and stormy weather, too often the relationSHIP flounders and sinks.

If you've yet to experience a relationship, then an example will do little to help you understand.

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relationship

A form of manipulation or control.

That nigga got in dis relationship, he whipped cuh.

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