Religious War

Killing eachother to see who has the best imaginary friend

allah's the best god!, No! god's the best god!.....religious war...

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Religious Reich

The 'Religious Reich' is a synonym for the Religious Right. The Religious Reich favor the death penalty and are against abortion. Generally regarded by the sophisticated as puritanical zealots, the Religious Reich would virtually erase all social advancements made by women, gays and lesbians over the last 100 years.

Did you hear about that nut from the Religious Reich shooting the Abortion Clinic nurse in the face?

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Religious Tourettes

An affliction most commonly with those who attend a religious congregation frequently, inwhich the person yells out affirmations of what the religious speaker is saying. It is found mostly in the christian religion.

Common Words and phrases yelled are hallelujah, amen, glory be with us, and praise jesus.

That woman keeps yelling hallelujah at the preacher... I think she has Religious Tourettes.

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religious bigot

An individual who strongly and unfairly demonstrates hate and intolerance to religious (including other) viewpoints.

John has long been an atheist, but when invited to speak at a debate on religion in society, refused saying he had no interest in being in a forum with Christians as he is a religious bigot.

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religious nut

A person who seeks to convert them to there religion

A person who talks about religion all time never stops

A person that annoys everyone with talking about religion.

A religious nut preaching on street corner

A religious nut who talks about religion how time at dinner table.

religious nut interrupts a speech and starts talking a off topic and starts talking about religion.

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Sack-religious

A sack-religious person is an individual who eulogizes someone's genitals.

Random: Can't you see that Luke is absolutely perfect in everything he does?

Sam: I'm not sack-religious, so I can't hold your opinion.

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Religious people

People who believe in God/Gods.

Some religious people are extremists, believing that they are right and everyone who disagrees with them is wrong. There are also Atheists, who don’t believe in gods. Some atheists don’t completely deny gods, they just aren’t sure. Atheists can be extremists, too. These “bad” atheists think that if you believe in god/gods, then you are an idiot and delusional.

But since you can’t prove or disprove any god's existence, you really shouldn’t walk around telling people they are wrong for what they believe.

Religious people believe in a god

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