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downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.

Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.

by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014


Renovating The Cabin

When a married spouse, in a monogamous marriage, sneaks off to a cabin, under the excuse to renovate the/a cabin to cheat on their significant other, with a side piece in secrecy.

Renovating the cabin. My best friends wife, went to renovate their cabin, but she was caught cheating on my boy.

by Logan0787 August 3, 2023


home renovator

Someone who enters a relationship to strengthen it

I'm a home renovator not a home wrecker

by steven far November 16, 2022