system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.

-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole

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System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

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system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

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no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

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room of requirement

Duh! The restroom, what else?

Z: Where you off to?
A: The room of requirement
Z: For what?
A: Duh!

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No Jacket Required

A 1985 Phil Collins album that nobody knows what the name really means.

Man, my mom threw out my No Jacket Required cassette!

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system requirements

What attributes your computer must have to be able to run or install a program, eg. hard drive space, RAM, processor speed, etc.

The system requirements for this game is 128MB RAM, 400MHz processor, and 1GB of free hard drive space.

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