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Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
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Parents who like to give the answer no to every request recieved from their child ranging from the most reasonable to the most extreme.
Jenny's parents are restrictive restrainers. They won't let her go to the school dance because it starts at 5 o'clock.
Another word for bra, used by hot girls only.
"Hey dude, I have to use the bathroom to put on my titty restrainer."
"Aight dude, it's on the left."
Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket
Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.
When they lock a steel chain to your wrists knowing it's torturing you and laughing while the insert their rape stick
Sexual restraining submission solicitation is a form of acknowledged prostitution coming up on google results in disporportionate assaults
What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.