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(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.
Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"
A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.
Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."
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To hook up with someone just to put it on your "hookup resume".
Ryan: dude, why'd you hook up with that beast last night?
Josh: never hooked up with a big black girl before, total resume hookup.
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The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
People who join clubs, go to conferences, and try out for various performances strictly for their resume, and it is so obvious that it is beyond funny. They do this to get into the more selective colleges to appear more well rounded than they are.
Sam:Hey Katie, what are you doing?
Katie: Nothing, just going to Student council then SADD club then I'm going to a Music performance I signed up for.
Sam: But you hate talking in front of people, you do cocaine, and you hate singing.
Katie: *LOL at resume*
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a list of all the music concerts you have seen during your lifetime so far. It makes for vibrant conversation (and some boasting) at parties, reunions and other events. Some of the people you tell your tales to may be amazed, awed and/or envious of you.
1. When I was a teenager my folks wouldn't let me go to a show under any circumstances whatsoever, so in high school my concert resume was a total blank sheet. At a high school class reunion some of us were comparing concert resumes and many in my class were impressed with mine. It includes Foreigner, Def Leppard, Van Halen, U2, Huey Lewis and the News, the Ramones, Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd and more!
2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!
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A metal list of all of the girls you went out with.Getting into a relationship so it looks good to other girls so that they don't think your a swinger/player.
Guy 1: Hey bro, that's a good girl you got there
Guy 2: Yea, I'd figure she'd look good on the relationship resume.
Guy 1: NICE!
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