reverse reverse stranger

The act of sitting on both your hand and your dick and then masturbating, giving the impression that you are watching someone whack off.

Bashir was sad that his roommate was gone for the day so he occupied his time painting his fingernails and doing the reverse reverse stranger

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reverse-reverse psychology

Unlike normal pyschology-that you act/say/speak in a manner that encourages the person you are addresing to know what you are thinking and wanting (of them/to do etc),
and unlike reverse psychology, where you might consider/toy with a person in ways to make them see it your way, but in an indirect way-that still lends things to work out, but way more complicated, and possibility for

stress /failure is likely.

**REVERSE-REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY: is an addictive form of over-thinking how to communicate what you need to say...VERY indirectly--but you think you are SO intelligent for understanding and mastering this ability and skill.
It tends to fail, everyone involved is exhausted and basically, you have the same chances of failure in communicating--but at least- its alot more costly, stressful, unneccessary--but at least you FEEL involved...

(*you want your gf to buy you a hamburger on her way home from work*)
REVERSE-REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY genius that you are, approaches her with your want, in this manner--
--Simple approach= "Hey hon, grab me a burger at ___, please...Thanks sweetie."
R-R Pysch approach= "You know babe, I HURT myself on that laundry you left in the hallway again,

while I was trying to talk to the vet about YOUR cat's ear problem. I wish your boss would treat you

BETTER because she doesn't understand HOW HARD it is on our relationship, and the cat, and I GUESS
I'll have RAMEN again for dinner, if I can limp later to the kitchen... *whimper*"

(indirect, long-winded, over-thought, annoying as fuck, JUST AS LIKELY to fail, dramatic and exhaustive)

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reverse reverse card

the universal way to reverse a reverse card

Alex: your mom gay
Joe: No you
Alex: reverse card

Joe: reverse reverse card
Alex fucking dies

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reverse reverse cowgirl

The reverse of reverser cowgirl

David "I heard julia and mike did reverse reverse cowgirl the other day!"
John "So they did cowgirl"

David "Fuck outta here John"

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reverse reverse blumpkin

A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head

"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"

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Reverser

Taking the Spock Shocker and curling down the middle finger such as to insert one finger into the vaginal opening and two into the anal opening.

Trish likes it when I give her the reverser.

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Reversing

When she sucks on your fingers like its your cock

Similar to a blowjob, but putting you into reverse gear, to get more distance for the jump

Really getting you amped and prepared, similar to dukes of hazard backing up for a really fun jump

Also when she does it at a boring event, and to go somewhere else especially when someone else is around to let them know... they might feel like the cop cars

reversing the above

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