New Port Richey is a boring place where the only thing to do is to be bored and drive your crappy car around. There is only one rich family, the Mitchell's, in the whole place and the High School, J.W. Mitchell HS is named after them. The nick name we gave it is New Port Nowhere.
me: i'm bored...lets go and find something to do.
friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.
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People who become rich because they are expert Bingo players. A Bingo hustler, generally good looking and younger than everyone else at Bingo.
Keep winning and you'll turn Bingo Richey!
Two Big Macs and a blumpkin
I gave my grandpa the Aaron Richey Special in exchange for his corvette when he dies.
Manic Street Preachers rhythm guitarist and yes, he can't play guitar
But i'm sure you would cry yourself when reading the lyrics he write for the bands album and song