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Take an exceptionally good crap.
Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.
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In the act of screwing.
1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."
2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."
3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."
4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."
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a girl that lets a man mount and ride her
Grandma I hate my girlfriend, she's such a ride a go pony.
I knew she was a whore
having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
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A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).
I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.
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An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.
Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.
Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!
When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.
My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.
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