It’s Someone who so up in your business and they don’t left you THE fuck alone so you say STOP DICK riding ME!!!
Explain: stop dick riding me !!!!!!
The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval
This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!
Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god
Simping but without the attraction
Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding
Always on someone dick be it good or bad
Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"
Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad
A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.
Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf
Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?
Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.
Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?
Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.
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To overly love anything new, just because it's the "cool" thing of the month or just something that people are into at the time.
KD: Wow, Dan is totally dick riding K'Naan he got him as his background and repeatedly sends me youtube links to songs I put him on to.
JD: Yea and just last month he wouldn't shut up about that Drop The World song
AD: Haha yea and before that he loved trying to up the droid in any conversation because he got an iPhone for Christmas. Dick Rider
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a)When you have sex with a ghost
b)To masturbate
a)Before cumming when you ghost ride the dick, put your stunna shades on
b)Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go
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