routing

to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.

adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*

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route

To leave a place. A double entendre combining a shortening of the phrase "roll out" and the noun "route".

Yo this party's a sausage fest, tryin' to route?

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route

Something one follows to guide them to a place they want to go. The proper way to pronounce ''route'' in America is ''rowt'' not ''root''. A root is a part of a plant. A route is something you follow.

I need to follow the bus route.

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Yaqub Route

A play in baseball where a player takes a bad route in the outfield, especially in right field.

Examples: Running inwards when the ball is clearly over the head; Running in the wrong direction of where the ball is hit; Getting a bad read of the baseball; etc.

Named after the infamous right fielder and a Chipotle enthusiast, Zach Yaqub.

Ben: Did u see Marcell Ozuna’s route to the ball?

Liam: That’s the classic Yaqub route.

Ben: yea fo sho.

Route one

Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.

The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.

The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.

The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.

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brown route

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

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Route 59

The fastest way from Africa to Israel. This is a joke that Rockland County, NY residents would understand the best. Route 59 travels from an area with a lot of blacks to an area inhabited by many orthodox jews

wherever you go on route 59 its either african american or black hat

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