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When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family router.
John: My dad is such a router nazi, he keeps blocking my torrent-ports.
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WiFi router that runs on farts.
“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”
The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.
Someone has router assassinated you.
(Verb) When you or someone else's internet connection lags out during the process of doing something on the internet.
Person 1: Hey dude how's your league team doing?
Person 2: We were doing great... until Drew got router rekt.
When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.
My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.
O rly?
Yea.
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you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
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A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.
The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
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