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take 5 laxitives and shit on a girls chest all day with a burger king crown on.
1) Joey i totally royal flushed this girl last night.
2) Dude i got the royal flushes
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An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .
She and i just had our version of a royal flush !
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Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.
Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.
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1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).
1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...
2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.
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When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.
When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.
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The act of receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a piss.
While I was at the club, I met this chick and she pulled me in the bathroom and gave me a royal flush.
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Fucking one executive member of every sorority on campus is called a Royal Flush.
Jake: Bro Tom hooked up with Sarah from Kappa last Friday night. Nick: wow man Tom just pulled off a Sorority Royal Flush