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Un-intelligent lacking in class, a rube is an Idiotic person who is easily fooled, target of con or scam. Most commonly identified as one THADEUS WEINTZEN OF ARLINGTON VIRGINIA. Rube's will occasionally call others :rube" to deflect embarrassment and ridicule from oneself in a vain attempt to be accepted by society.
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Shortened version of Rude boy
Originated in Ipswich, England by Lampin
Yo, Rubes! Whus up!
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“hey rubes, do you call yourself rubes cause u have ranga pubes”
“Yes!!!”
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A person who unnecessarily complicates matters. An homage to Rube Goldberg, an early 20th century cartoonist who satirized such tendencies.
Man 1: Hey, how do I get to the Citgo?
Man 2: Yeah, well. See those trees down there? Take a left after the trees, then go past the brick buildings for about half-a-mile and take your next right. Once you hit a stop light, get in the left lane and turn left. The road will kind of veer right and then you'll see a church and after that you'll see the Citgo, on the right.
Man 1: So... Left, right, left, right?
Man 2: Uhh, yeah.
Man 1: Thanks. (Underbreath: F*ckin' Rube.)
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A person who is easily distracted by shiny objects, fire engines, or puppies. This refers to the famous pitcher Rube Waddell who was easily distracted during games.
That guy is such a Rube. He cant pay attention to anything.
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A term which refers to a monetary unit. Usually used for a shady deal. However, can also be used to sound cool around your friends. (Comes from root of the word "ruby")
"I've got a couple rubes that says you can't land that trick"
"How much?" "30 rubes, you got it?"
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