Mannequin Rudder

Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.

Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"

Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"

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Boat Rudder

Low, abrasive vocal technique that is a staple of metalcore and related musical genres; distinct from the vocal styles of thrash metal, black metal and death metal. The term is primarily used by metalcore's detractors and originates from a popular lyrical interpretation of Trivium's 'Pull Harder on the Strings of your Martyr' on Youtube.

'BOAT RUDDER STRANGE MOUNTAIN' - Matt Heafy

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Rusty Rudder

A rusty rudder combines the rusty trombone with the dutch rudder. The recipient holds his penis in hand, while the giver rims the anus and maneuvers the arm back and forth to complete the masturbatory effect.

I'm thinking rusty rudder tonight!!!

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rudder butt

cute name for an otter that's usually used by furries, derived from the way otters use their tail while swimming

Otter owner: Look at this adorable rudder butt!

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Strange Rudder

A combination of the stranger and a variation of the dutch rudder. You lay on your entire arm until it's asleep, then grab your piece and move your dead arm with your good arm to jerk off.

I was sick of pounding my meatstick with feeling in my hand, so I treated myself to a strange rudder last night.

Muddy Rudder

Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.

Dude, I totally gave her the "Muddy Rudder" and she didn't even complain.

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Carlin Rudder

Having someone help complete the act of masturbation by pushing back and forth on the males forearm using their foot, while the male holds his own penis. Most of the time this is preformed in a single wide trailer with one or both of the participants wearing cowboy boots.

My buddy Clay gave me a wicked hard Carlin Rudder last night.

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