A reindeer who has a really bad cold.
“Hey we need to get Rudolf so medicine.”
“Rudolf has had a bad cold his whole life!”
Rudolfs are some of the best people you will ever find. They are the kindest, most humble and trustworthy people ever. They are always there when you need them. They always have a smile on their face and are always happy to help.
Unlike his evil cousin, Rudolf Nitler prevented wars and created peace around the world. When Hitler died, Rudolf invented the term "hippie" and became one of them.