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This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition
“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”
Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty
Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.
Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.
An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.
The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."