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A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol
A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole
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The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.
Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.
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When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.
Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"
Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"
Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"
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"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "
"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”
donald trump below the rust belt of america
damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.