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The act of ejaculating into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner's head. The question of wether it's during sex or not is your choice.
My husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a Texas Saddlebag!
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Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.
I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.
When you are at a public swimming pool and you see an old man sitting on the edge or the shallow end and his balls are hanging out of his swimming trunks.
"That old dude has a serious case of saggy saddlebags. Gross!"
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labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading
when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags
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when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.
After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.
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The act of straddling someone's penis with your testicals.
Garen watched in amusement as Adam gave Mike "San Fransisco Saddlebags"
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1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps
2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs
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