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Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
person1: have a look at these SAFE SEX TIPS there mint
person2: (reads it)
person2: cool lol
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when you or your partner can only get turned on knowing that you are having the safest sex possible. this includes being on the pill, being tested for all std's, and also wearing a condom.
I got so hard knowing that my bitch was tested and on the pill, i fucking love my safe sex kink.
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A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
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Safe Sex For Kids is a program that allows kids to have sex in a supervised room. It is a very safe enviroment where your kid can have the sex they want. We will not allow kids over 150 pounds in our facilities and participants mustbe ages 8 to 18. Small rooms, Medium rooms and Large rooms will be provided at prices $50 and up. If you would like to send your kids here to out facilities, please call 905-728-2888. Our facilities are located at 67 Brookbroont rd., Kinashida, Ponersprular.
Parent 1: Where should I send my kids to have sex, safely?
Parent 2: Safe Sex For Kids of course! Just read the article on Urban Dictionary!
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Danny Duncan’s shirts are very appropriate
Hey bro wanna practice safe sex
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the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot
I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.
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When you dont get or get someone pregnant :