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1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.
2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters
3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes
4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...
*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run
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Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.
Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?
The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)
Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.
Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.
N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.
"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."
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To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.
Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!
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