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A funny way to call an employee.
Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'
another word for communism or "revenue sharing"
Non-Yankee fan: The yankees buy to many players its ruining baseball. Baseball needs a salary cap.
Yankee fan: Its not george's fault that people buy like 4 million tickets a year and that they have their own TV network. He can spend his money like he wants
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Describes the limit of side hoes you can have. When you hit the salary-cap you have reached the limit of girls you can handle at the same time. To make room for a new hoe you have to dump one, also refereed to as freeing up cap space.
Linus: Are you trying to hit that?
Andrew: I wish but I already hit my salary-cap. I need to free up some cap space before I am able to take on a contract that big.
An act of showing salary slip with signature from boss and put it against nip
Please provide salary nip for verification purposes
To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.
"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"
"Has anyone seen Charlie?"
"Yea...he's ducked off for a Salary Wank"