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Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.
They didn’t like him having an iphone.
Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.
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Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"
"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
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The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.
I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.
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one of the most weird people in the world, doesnt like herb which is odd (u can buy it from maccas in a frozen coke), his spirit animal is a wHaLe and he once vomited blue stuff :) :)
omg theres samson swimming past really fasttttt
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To make something better or to improve it.
Man you really samsonized your ride.
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