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Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.
Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.
Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.
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A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.
Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...
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The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
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A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits.
Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus!
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The code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".
kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night?
kid2* i...i don't wanna talk about it *bursts into tears*
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He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
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A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
Santa claus Is a very spoiled person