The frothy mix of personal lubricant, fecal matter, and sometimes semen that can occur as a result of anal sex.
Finally, Joe pulled out, wiping the santorum from his manhood on the grey comforter by accident.
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Latin for asshole. "Santorum, that's latin for asshole", is a quote attributed to former Senator Bob Kerrey, three weeks into Rick Santorum's career as a US Senator.
That old man's a total santorum. what a jerk.
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1. the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the result of anal sex.
ew.. dude... i cant belive you and ur homo boyfriend just got santorum on my bed... sickk...
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(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.
(noun) one who santorums.
Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
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The frothy mix of lubricant, semen and fecal matter that is the byproduct of anal sex.
You should wipe that Santorum up before it stains those sheets.
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The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.
I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.
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