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Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
I speak English and sarcasm.
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A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.
Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."
Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.
Jackass."
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the bastard stepchild of irony
Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.
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Used in chats and conversations every day, "</sarcasm>" is used to denote sarcasm. In HTML programming, tages are ended with a "/", such as </b> for bold text. Usually one would say a sarcastic remark, and then use </sarcasm> to indicate that he has finished his sarcasm. It pwns your mom.
Yeah, I DIDN'T do you mom last night.
</sarcasm>
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Your body's natural defense against stupid.
You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."
See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.
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is a language spoken fluently in the country of Tumblr.
Rebecca Black is the greatest artist of all time! #FunFunFun
The statement above is obviously filled with sarcasm.
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A term used to show what you have just posted is to be read aloud in a sarcastic tone. Comes from javascript or whatever it's called.
Yes, because you're the only one who knows how this shit works, aren't you /sarcasm
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