Rural Dictionary

Satan

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

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Satan

plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.

They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.

My cat is satan in disguise.

by mo May 16, 2014

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the edgy edgelord fourth-born of the seven brothers from Obey Me! Shall We Date, the edgiest one and the Avatar of Wrath, or the Avatar of Cat Lovers and Emo Teens Everywhere, if you will.

boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j

bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.

did I mention he's edgy?

I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-

"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."

he's pretty cool, I guess.

"hey, I hope Satan wasn't too much trouble?"
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."

by Byakuya's left sock May 23, 2023