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When having explosive diahrea, aim the diahrea at your partners vagina so that it is completely covered. Then, proceed to ejaculate all over the liquid fecies while rubbing it all together.
Person #1: "The food at the shitty college cafeteria gave me the wicked shits"
Person #2: "How wicked? Like explosive?"
Person #1: "Hell yeah, Im gonna go give my girl the Sauerkraut Lane"
Person #2: "Make sure to clean up"
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Oral sex performed on a male by a woman immediately after that male has had anal sex with the woman.
"Wendy is such a dirty little slut. She begged me to buttfuck her just so I could give her a Berlin Sauerkraut."
A phrase for when somebody makes a silly mistake.
*Kanye West drops a pickle jar*
Kim- Oh Kanye, you spilled the sauerkraut!
I had me some sauerkraut sannich last night. My mouth still stinks. Can I borrow a toothbrush? And some antiseptic?
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Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!
Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!
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A term that can be used when somebody is out. For Example during a card game, baseball, passed the fuck out...
Man that guy is so wasted, in a few minutes he will be out like Sauerkraut!!!
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A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.
Do that was one fucked up roast beef with sauerkraut I ate last night!!!
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