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A storch in time saves nine

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

by George_Orwell 1984 May 12, 2020


a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

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a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

by David Ch... September 23, 2020


Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019


Moonlight Savings Time

There ought to be a moonlight saving time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a law in clover time
To keep that moon out overtime
To keep each lover's lane in rhyme
Till dawning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
Here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning

You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
And here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could say good morning

by Death Menace May 25, 2023


Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by imagine_begging June 16, 2023


Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

by RebYizTheShiz September 24, 2019