The Saw

It's the law

Person 1: Have you talked to the new guy yet?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: I don't know man. He just keeps screaming that "Where he comes from, the saw is the law."

SAWS

Anacronym: Short Angry Welsh Man Syndrome

That guy kicking off over by there has chronic SAWS

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SAW

Small Asian Women

Look at that saw! I'd let near my timber any day of the week

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Sawing

Where you move your arm back and forth in a sawing manner in a persons crotch, trying as if you were to saw them in half up their body. They experience a very painful sensation as their genitals are "sawed".

Dude, i was sawing him so bad that one of his balls got lodged in his stomach.

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SAW

SAW is an acronym.

It stands for:

Socially
Awkward
Weirdo

Get the point?

"Geeze, this guy is such a SAW!!!"

Guy 1:"Yo, buttmunch, how's it hangin'"
Guy 2:"Why are you speakin' black? You're white."
Guy 1:"I'm tryin' ta fit in betta, yo."
Guy 2:"......Saw." *turns away*

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SAW

Seeking attention whore,Stupid annoying whore

-Hey you know her?

-Yes i know her, she's a saw.

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SAW

An acronym for Squad Automatic Weapon. It was originally designed to replace the pig which had been serving the US of A proud even before the Vietnam War. It has served with American and other nations troops in most of the world’s modern conflicts.

Hey B we sure gave old uncle Ivan a surprise when we ambushed him with are SAWs back there