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Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 27, 2024


Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 10, 2023


Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 4, 2020


Schlap-Slifter

A big storm of methane. Person of giant shits and farts.

You are a giant Schlap-Slifter.

by Youranerd Peonson February 14, 2021


schlap

To nut on your hand and slap somebody with the same exact hand.
The other variant is Schmack

Bro shut up before schlap you.

by Paxso-Africano May 8, 2024


Schlap

Schlap -ing (verb):
The art of slapping someone with your penis.

(Only applicable if you have a penis)

I'm gonna schlap you across the face!

by TheColorman June 21, 2021


Goin' schlap

(Atlanta) A term used to describe someone or something going crazy. Another word for crazy is "schlap."

They were goin' schlap the other night at the party!

by witchhunt666 May 10, 2020