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Crouched over in an old ass fashion
That dude was so drunk he schlumped over
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schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
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The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.
Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.
adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump
noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.
"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?
When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.
Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?
Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.
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The act of passing out after a hard nut.
Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.