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schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmegma

all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

by nick the masterchief March 18, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmegma

a rotten milk like substance that forms under and or around a uncircumsized penis

"will you please lick the schmegma off my obese crotch"

by YOUR MOMS FAT CROTCh August 15, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmegma

Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle

Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!

by ms sheperoni March 10, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmegma

a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

by huntdizzle October 13, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmegma

The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

I didn't realize I had schmegma on me.

by robponz March 1, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmegma

what deas breath smells like...

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž