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schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004


schmegma

all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

by nick the masterchief March 18, 2006


schmegma

a rotten milk like substance that forms under and or around a uncircumsized penis

"will you please lick the schmegma off my obese crotch"

by YOUR MOMS FAT CROTCh August 15, 2003


schmegma

Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle

Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!

by ms sheperoni March 10, 2003


schmegma

a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

by huntdizzle October 13, 2008


schmegma

The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

I didn't realize I had schmegma on me.

by robponz March 01, 2008


schmegma

what deas breath smells like...

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

by Anonymous September 21, 2003