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A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.
According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.
A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior
"What's that las doing on that lamp post"
"Trust she's on Schmitt's dick"
The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.
Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,
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MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. Literally so much cooler than you and everyone else. The smartest, and you could basically call her the next Albert Einstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people; wow i wonder who the next albert einstein is going to be
everyone else; I know, its definately lola schmitt because she's so smart and a literal genius
The act of totally screwing something up.
She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.
To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT
Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced
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A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.
What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.
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