Hey, check out those schnauzer jowls, that girl has no panties and is flashing her junk!
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An uncut penis. Having the look of a real Schnauzer Dog.
Ewww Rick, that thing looks like a Schnauzer Pup!
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Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.
He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.
The positive identification of dog shit on the bottom of your shoe by removing it and holding it up to your nose so close you can taste it.
βIt smells like shit in here. Every one do a schnauzer.β