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The act of spooning with the intent to be sexually aroused
Bobby: What is he doing to her
Billy: Dry humping her or something, them Schoolboy tactics
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One who becomes so intoxicated that he/she can no longer function like a normal human Being. ieDifficulty speaking, lack of vision, slow inconstant blinking, swaying, impromtu smiling.
"What are you up to tonight dude?"
"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight"
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A woman of legal age who wishes to form sexual relations with school boys, usually between 14-17 years of age.
Reasons include:
-"cute" school uniform
-cute face
-young body
-retains the power to take away the boy's sexual innocence
wife: "Oh I'm such a schoolboy snatcher! My husband's only 16!"
Husband: "I hope this is legal"
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when trousers are too short for the wearer and the leg is seen to move back and forth whilst the trouser leg stays in the same position
when observed to have schoolboy foot the response should be "adagadaga ah got schoolboy foot"
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Offering one's hand to other person to shake, only to retract and to laugh in their face, whilst repeating said words. Pioneered by Soccer AM.
"Aha! Schoolboy Error! Sit Down! Shut up! And tidy your room!"
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When someone both get's drunk and high at the same time, just as the rapper 'Schoolboy Q' famously does and promotes.
Often cited as one of the greatest feelings ever.
Herbert: Yo man you drinking tonight?
Quincy:Yeah bruh and smoking that fine kush
Herbert: Bruh you pulling a schoolboy?
Quincy: Weed and Brews bruh, ya danno
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schoolboy humour alphabet is the A - Z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys
schoolboy humour alphabet
1690: An important date in Irishhistory, the Battle of the Boyne; the best sexual position in 10
Anus: A good laugh is always had at Uranus
Arsehole: A person who talks through his backside
Bog: The toilet where you go for a crap and/or a wank
Bogs: Toilets and Utinals
Bonk: A fuck eg a good bonk - a woman worth fucking
Bum: Backside
Bumf: Toilet paper
Cavalier: A boy with an uncircumsised penis
Clit or clitty A woman's fanny
Crack: A woman's fanny
Crap: A load of shit
Cum: Spunk all over hands when you wank
Cunt: A woman's fanny
Dick: Penis
Escort Agency: Upmarket name for Prossie
Fag: A cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),
Fairy:
Fart: Wind blown out of your arsehole
Feck: Irish word for Fuck
Frenchies: French Letters
Frig: An alternative for Feck or Fuck
Fuck: Sexual intercourse with a woman
Geld: Castrate
Goolies: Testicles
Handjob: Having a wank
Hard on, a: A stiff dick or prick
Homo: A homosexual boy
Hump: Fuck or Bonk
Jack Off: Masturbate
Jacks: Urinals
Loo: see Bogs
Pansy: a bit of a sissy
Poof: A homosexual boy
Poofter: homosexual boy
Prick: Penis
Queer: A homosexual boy
Roundhead: A boy who is circumcised
Shit and shite: crap dumped in the bog
Six of the Best: an old expression.
A good caning given by a master or prefect
(Political Correctness means Corporal Punishment is no longer allowed).
Skiv or Skivvie: School maids. Not bad looking women.
Many of the older boys want to fuck them. Some probably do fuck them.
Sissy:
Spunk: The creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a wank
Tits or Titties: Breasts of a woman
Toss: Masturbate
Tosser: Someone indulging in wanking
Tossing: Masturbating or wanking.
Toss off: Masturbating or wanking.
Tuck Shop: School food is OK. Many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop.
Wank: Masturbate
Wanker: Someone who masturbates
Wet Dream: You dream you are fucking a woman, get a hard on and wake up feeling
somewhat wet with spunk all over the bed. Basically it is masturbating with no hands.
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