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Schrodinger's Cat

A hypothetical cat that is simultaneously dead and alive because we don't know whether the nuclear particle has decayed or not, releasing the trigger that kills the cat. Used as an example that quantum mechanics is completely absurd when we look at it from a mundane perspective.

Schrodinger didn't test this experiment on a cat.

by inquilinekea June 24, 2005

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Schrodinger’s Pregnancy

When a woman takes two pregnancy tests with one coming up positive and the other negative. Until the woman can visit the doctor, she's both pregnant and not pregnant at the same time creating the comparison with Schrodinger’s Cat.

Kirsty: Great, two pregnancy tests with different results. I have Schrodinger’s Pregnancy here, baby and no baby at the same time.

by WatcherMark May 24, 2019


Schrodinger's sarcasm

When someone says something and based on the reaction of others will claim their previous statement to be sarcastic.

Phill: i think your an idiot

Rob: didn't you fail your GCSEs
Phill: jesus i was being sarcastic
Rob: i think this is a bit of schrodinger's sarcasm

by Scat_lord May 30, 2020


Schrodinger’s Joke

a joke that’s both joking and not joking depending on how the recipient takes it

like a “jk…unless” situation

a: haha let’s date

a: jk…unless
b: did u just schrodinger’s joke me?

by marchrun February 3, 2022

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schrodinger asshole

some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.

elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move

by Rusty767 November 22, 2022

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Schrodinger's Pokeball

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not

1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

by MasterDriftz July 20, 2016

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Schrodinger's Patriotism

When you are actively supporting the military of a government you are stockpiling arms against

Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.

by Menstralmotorcycle April 4, 2018